While we were at it and had room left in the skip bins, we thought we would top it up with the rat infested insulation from the south-west side of the house. Well, there was probably just as much rat poo up there as pink bats, 3 rats nests, and a few dead rats too, all in different states of decay. Once huddled into a crawl space Houdini would have been proud to get out of, I came eye to eye with what I thought to be a rat that was still alive. I swear that I saw it move! It was one of those "ok, what do I do now?" moments. I wasn't armed with anything. Dexter would have known what to do. Just when I thought I might have to wrestle with it, I realised the rat poison we had put up there a few weeks before had worked its magic and he was stiffer than queens upper lip. During the commotion I managed to put my right butt check through a section of GIB board. So it was time to get another dose of therapy on our bedroom ceiling....
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